Junior Rotation Representative
Name- Simon Cowell...no genuinely that's my name
From- The North
Famous Quotes- Don't p*** in my pocket and tell me it's raining, Well, looks like it's gin o'clock then boys, Maaaaate
Role Models- Tywin Lannister RIP (spoiler alert)
If I wasn't doing Medicine i'd be...- bartending...in Jamaica, on a beach, earning twenty percent (two film references in one)
Simon is the miserable one on the commitee, constantly trying to shoot down the younger committee's ideas. Some say it is because he's old and jaded, others say it's just because he's an ********.
Previously a social sec, Simon has some history with pub crawls and baywatch, however that life is long behind him. There are rumours that the former fun Simon maybe resurrected for PJ pub crawl or pub golf but these are vicious rumours that he, himself, refuses to comment on.
A part time job as a gin bartender and horrible addiction to tv/film/pub quizzes leaves him very little time left to spend in Let's Disko (which he will refer to as Red Leicester) but hopefully being back on the committee will tempt him back.
When asked whether he'd like to add anything to this he replied "I like cake and gin. Bring me either/both." He may have misunderstood the question..